The Hills girls’ Rolling Stone cover

I don’t watch The Hills anymore; not only do I feel too old for it (and most everything on MTV, and pretty much all gossip blogs, as well), but whenever I am sucked into the vortex, my brain cells seem to shriek, “You’re really gonna do this?  We’re outta here!”  The further I am from twenty, the more shows like this seem incredibly vapid and pointless, and the more annoyed I get that unsubstantial confections get thrust to the top of the “talent” heap.  Regardless…gee, aren’t they pretty here in Rolling Stone?  (What’s most fascinating about this show—much more interesting than the Lauren/Heidi/Spencer feud—is the difference in color between Audrina and Whitney.  Whitney actually looks like a human being—pale in LA?  Shock!  Horror!—whereas Audrina looks like she spends her days soaking in a bathtub filled with DHA.  Time to give up that membership to Sunset Tan, my dear.)




I must say, this picture is actually really cute

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  1. LC and Whit both look effing adorable in these pictures, whereas Heidi and Audrina look like total trailer trash. And where’s Lo?! Love. Her.

    Also! So not only am I visiting LA in June… I’m moving there in December!! So… I might be grilling you about things a girl should know before moving from NYC to LA, if you don’t mind!

  2. Nichole Jackson

    Well, Heidi is clearly filling in the role of resident slut. Holy cow – she doesn’t even try to hide it! Plus, her new face still freaks me out.

  3. I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels this way. I tried catching it here and there, but seriously I just don’t care any more. I’m also a little freaked out by the insane (meaning bad) transformation that Heidi has undergone. I prefer her pre-surgery bod and face before. I think she actually looked much better.

  4. Tamara

    I’ve never seen The Hills and have no desire to either. Mainly because everytime I see photos of Heidi and Spencer or hear Heidi’s shrill voice, I want to jab out my eyes/ears with the nearest sharp object.

    I’m with you on feeling too old for it, but I have to ask if you’re still loving Gossip Girl. I feel that at nearly 27 I shouldn’t be interested since it’s set in a high school, but since my hubby and I caved and got cable a couple of months ago, I’ve been completely hooked. As in rearrange-my-work-schedule-to-be-home-for-new-episodes hooked…

  5. Tamara

    P.S. That last picture looks so much like Alicia Silverstone in her Clueless days. If I didn’t know otherwise, I would have sworn it was her.