Oh, hey, guys! I’m Aurelia (although known to the Big People Who Keep Me Alive as The Captain, Bunny Love, Railey Roo, Da Bun, and OMIGODILOVEYOUSOMUCH).
Sooo, I was born November 9th at 12:10pm in Santa Monica, after hanging out in my mom’s belly for 41 weeks and 13 days.
Getting people on my schedule is kind of a thing for me. Gotta keep the Bigs on their toes.
I was 8 pounds and 5 ounces and 21 inches long, and I put mom through 35 hours of labor, but whatevs, you know? I was cozy in there.
The Big Lady stares at me a lot. She also wears these weird things on her face and doesn’t seem to shower. I tolerate her because she feeds me and attends to my bum.
YAWN. Being a baby is hard work.
I do love my Big People, though. I let this be known by allowing them to feed me at 11pm, 1am, 3am, and 5am. These are the most fun times to be awake!
If they are lucky, I pass gas and let them delude themselves into thinking it’s a smile.
But on the whole, they’re pretty cool. Now, if you will excuse me, it’s been about 7 minutes since I last ate and I’m starving.